Read2smile: 02/17/15

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Maha Shivratri Greetings; Mahakal ki pooja; Drish na koi dooja..

Two words: I hate math.

Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?

If your future self hasn't came back in time to tell you not to do it, then it's not a bad decision.

Barbad Kar Diya Dono Ki LARAI Ne Mujhe, ISHQ Haar Nai Manta 0r DILL Baat Nai Manta - :Mishka!!