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Congrats to every radio station on being number 1!

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How can I be sure I've succeeded if I can't remember what I was trying to do?

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I work well with others when they leave me the heck alone..

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Chaar bottle vodka; kaam mera roj ka; got inspired; tried it; and now updating from bathroom..

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Of course we can be friends! Just not with each other..

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"Always leave them wanting more" is my standard approach to paying bills..

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When she asks me, "What do I think?" I think I really should have been listening..

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I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast..

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Walked right by an ex-gf today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed..

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When it comes to advice, I'm a giver..

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Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often..

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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you're supposed to be doing something else..

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally..

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When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it..

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I don't burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little each day..

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I have no problem with you speaking your mind... as long as you can do it with your mouth closed..

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Boss: I don't get down to your office much. Me: And don't think we don't appreciate that..

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I don't just have issues. I have a subscription..

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You ever just want to grab someone and say WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, Daughter, in the form of Mother & in the form of Grandmother…..so, …..Respect HER….She is a Woman! Happy Women’s Day!

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Would it still be considered interrupting if you weren't listening in the first place?

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Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you..

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It's not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me. I need a majority..

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