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Life has a guarantee; Guarantee of death.. Keep Calm; Thank God; Night!! Night!!

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She: Hi. Me: Re hi tera ghunghta. Neend udaye tera ghunghta.. She: Bye. - :EndOfStory!!

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Keep Kaam and stay away from berozgaari..

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Its death anniversary of Mahatama Gandhi.. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win"

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Some people are like those YouTube ads that you can't Skip. No matter how annoying they are, they make regular appearances in your life..

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"Pados mein kya chal raha h? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu!"

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#IamSoRich that I left my Job today to do full time Facebook, post on page.. #saM

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#IamSoRich because I'm single.. #saM

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#IamSoRich that she didn't ask my name before falling for me.. :-P #saM

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#IamSoRich that I pay for air by buying lays packets.. #saM

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#IamSoRich That I buy petrol for my diesel car.. #saM

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Meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever.. :-D ;-) #saM

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Putting your cold feet on someone's warm feet is the evilest thing in winters... :-D :-P #saM

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Life is more fun and exciting inside our head.. :-) #saM

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In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself.. #saM

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The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor.. :-P #saM

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I spend too much of my time imagining stuff that'll never happen.. #saM

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That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.. :-D #saM

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Mom started watching Colors again after 20 hours break.. :3 #saM

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The favorite hobby of women drivers of my city is to turn left after giving indicator for right.. #saM

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Photoshop Level __________________.. - :Shirshendu!!

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Driving in India.. One-way Street: These boards are put up by traffic people to add jest in their otherwise drab lives. Don't stick to the literal meaning and proceed in one direction. In metaphysical terms, it means that you cannot proceed in two directions at once. So drive, as you like, in reverse throughout, if you are the fussy type. Least I sound hypercritical; I must add a positive point also. Rash and fast driving in residential areas has been prevented by providing a "speed breaker"; two for each house. This mound, incidentally, covers the water and drainage pipes for that residence and is left untarred for easy identification by the corporation authorities, should they want to recover the pipe for year-end accounting..

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Case of The Mondays #2..

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Driving in India.. Leaning Tower of Passes: Most bus passengers are given free passes and during rush hours, there is absolute mayhem. There are passengers hanging off other passengers, who in turn hang off the railings and the overloaded bus leans dangerously, defying laws of gravity but obeying laws of surface tension. As drivers get paid for overload (so many Rupees per kg of passenger), no questions are ever asked. Steer clear of these buses by a width of three passengers..

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Case of The Mondays #1..

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