Read2smile: 01/27/14

Monday, January 27, 2014

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Your left is my right. Your right is my wrong..

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Love is dangerous. Don't say you weren't warned..

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Then: 'Man is a social animal'. Now: 'Man is a social-media animal'..

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STOP existing, START living..

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Life gave me lemons, so i made pickels ~ Grandma..

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Your cup of coffee is not my cup of tea..

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Chhote tinko se lgi aag bde pedo ko jla k rakh kr skti hai..

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There is such a reassuring difference between 'promise' and 'pakka promise'..

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Cartoons Teach Us that you can walk in the air until you look down and realize that you're walking in the air..

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A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit & in shape..

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'Jab fry kiya to talna kya' ~ Fried potatoes..

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*After a patch up* She: Mujhe tumse koi geela shikwa nahi hai. He: To kya dry shikwa hai? *Broke up again*

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As long as you're a curious one, life will never be boring..

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He: Chahunga main tujhe saanj savere. And they broke up because he didn't clarify about night..

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai... :-P #saM

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..... :-P #saM

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Ironically we copy others to carve a unique place in the world.. #saM

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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how ,many people bring knives on a Date -_- :v

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I think too much and then make myself sad or mad..

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Chances of you being a doctor is directly proportional to the chances of your father being a doctor..

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Receiving a text message which says "Can i ask you a question?" is known to scare almost 90% of people..

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19 20 21 22 23 25 . . . n This is an 18+ post..

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The strongest people tend to smile even during their toughest times. Smiling is a psychological symbol of strength..

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In Parallel Universe, Mirror Shows Character..

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It's hard to find that person who loves you no matter what. It's harder to be that person..

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Price tags are the contract killers of feelings..

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Take a right. Again a right. One more right. A right again. Congrats! You've reached from where you started.. Lesson: Take a wrong sometime..

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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt..

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Don't feel ashamed of what you're earning, there are people who want to earn respect on MTV Roadies..

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My cat said "meow", so I answered with a "meow", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to.. - :Sunita!!

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Some breakups are actually patchups between you and happiness..

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A disease never discriminates between rich and poor. It's the treatment that does..

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Having a 'real life' is the best battery saving app ever..

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Stay Sharp (Story).. Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason,the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees. “Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!” Very motivated for the boss’ words, the woodcutter try harder the next day,but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees. “I must be losing my strength”, the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. “When was the last time you sharpened your axe?” the boss asked. “Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees.” Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don’t take time to sharpen the axe.” In today’s world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be that we have forgotten how to stay sharp? There’s nothing wrong with activity and hard work. But God doesn’t want us to get so busy that we neglect the truly important things in life, like taking time to pray, to read. We all need time to relax, to think and meditate, to learn and grow. If we don’t take time to sharpen the axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness. So start today. Think about the ways by which you could do your job more effectively and add a lot of value to it..

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A rich girl's false cry of 'I don't have any clothes to wear' is a poor girl's reality..

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Sab pareshan hai; Koi apni nakamyabi se; Koi doosro ki kamyaabi se..

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Zoom Fail..

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Vacuum Cleaner out of order. Needed few people who can ROFL..

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Q. Why does a keyboard has two 'Windows' button? A. For better ventilation..

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I'm thankful for every break in my heart, I'm grateful for every scar, some pages turned, some bridges burned, but there were lessons learned..

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Patience has calories, because sabar ka phal meetha hota hai..

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We like listening to songs that match our emotional states as they help validate our feelings..

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Dear music, 'm sic' without 'u'..

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Forgiveness doesn't always mean you want that person back in your life, it also means you're finally willing to let go..

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Dhua mein yaad rakhna ~ Lungs to smokers..

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Men and women who listen to similar music tend to be better communicators and have longer lasting relationships..

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'When in doubt, call on his office number' ~ Wives..

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People with awkward and weird personalities tend to make the best friends..

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Diet rule : If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories..

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It only takes one negative thought in the morning to completely ruin your entire day..

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Facebook's Seen And WhatsApp's Last Seen. . . . . . . . . . Were Designed To Make Everyone Single..

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I fell in love with your imperfections. But then you became perfect..

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You are blessed if you found someone who's more excited and happy about your birthday than his/hers..

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Playlist me favorite songs sunte hi mera jeevan shuffle ho gya..

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A girl's WhatsApp status - 'Daddy's priceless' as if someone asked her, "Behen, daddy kitne ka doge?"

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Looks matter, and grammar as well..

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I am so poor that I use 2G network to watch online videos..

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THE DONKEY.. One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less from people but more from God. You have two choices... smile and scroll, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson. ‘WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON’

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If you Were a Bird, See the World like This #12..

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The Power of Good Words.. A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the unfortunate frogs they would never get out. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and simply gave up. He fell down and died. The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and suffering and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs asked him, "Why did you continue jumping. Didn't you hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time. This story holds two lessons: 1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day. 2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path. The power of words… it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times. Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another..

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